WTFAWW 14A: Glengarry Glenn Close

Season 3 has arrived! The slate’s clean, Chris is back, we have a new intro, and all is well with the worl- well not quite, but like, little steps.

We’re kicking off 2018 with four of our best movie finds: including an astoundingly long Bollywood blockbuster, Jackie Chan vs Indian mythology, Franco’s spooky bank, and “whatever happened to a certain day of the week?” Stick around for California fire talk, macabre reporting, guest star Bane, and Vince Vaughn Diesel.

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Pitches


Mitch’s Pitch: Kung Fu Yoga

IMDb: 5.3/10

Short Synopsis: Starring Jackie Chan and Sonu Sood (also of Happy New Year!), this sorta-sequel to The Myth sends archaeologist(?) Jack(ie) to India to find treasure and stumble into fights.

Our Pitch: Jackie Chan! Bollywood! Ancient treasure! Wtf else do you even need?


Logan’s Pitch: What Happened to Monday?

IMDb: 6.9/10

Short Synopsis: Seven illegal Noomi Rapaces run from the law (Glenn Close) in a future society with a strict one-child policy. Woah, too real.

Our Pitch: A cool cast for sci-fi and a Netflix budget mean this could be a winner. Then again, one of the IMDb plot keywords is “UH60 BLACKHAWK HELICOPTER,” so there’s that.


Liam’s Pitch: Happy New Year! (WTFAWW PICK!)

IMDb: 5.2/10

Short Synopsis: Put The Italian Job and an underdog dance movie together, and don’t cut anything out. 3 hours of Bollywood fun!

Our Pitch: 3 hours of Bollywood fun!…3 hours! 3! Hours!!


Chris’s Pitch: The Vault

IMDb: 4.8/10

Short Synopsis: A group of heisters meets a haunted vault! And they probably all die except for one. James Franco’s there, too.

Our Pitch: Just look at the tagline. “No one is safe.” I mean, c’mon.

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